Topic: Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

[JokesFunnn]

Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?
Take your foot off his head.

[Samker]

Good one. 

 

[george1900]

He was attacked by a seven-foot bronze whaler shark while surfing about 100 yards out from Sydney's Bronte Beach. Fortunately, the man, Simon Letch, stayed calm and "shoved the board at [the shark] like a barge pole." After taking two bites of the fiberglass board, the shark swam away and Letch surfed back to shore. Best Adult Acne Skin Care Solution Natural Cure for Diabetes Cures Food Pyramid Forecast Cure Remedies soft lens "It was only about 10 or 15 seconds that I was waiting for a wave but it seemed like an eternity," Letch said. You'd think that this Jaws-style attack would have kept Letch on land, at least for the rest of the day, but the lifeguard said he came back 30 minutes later, replacement board in hand, ready to surf.

[defier]

Damn those crazy Australians!!!