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« on: 31. January 2011., 09:17:05 »Good conversation.....lolz..!!
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Posted by: davhag64
« on: 10. October 2010., 16:03:04 »No problem, I will check out if I have anything else after I see if this works for them.
Posted by: Samker
« on: 10. October 2010., 15:32:51 »You can close this post now If you want Samker. Sorry for any Inconvenience.
Ok Dave, but I'll leave this Topic opened just in case that "JanAchik321" want something to write...
Thank you one more time for this license which you donate to SCF Member.
Best Regards,
S.
Posted by: davhag64
« on: 10. October 2010., 14:49:53 »You can close this post now If you want Samker. Sorry for any Inconvenience.
Posted by: davhag64
« on: 10. October 2010., 14:47:28 »Okay that is a good one there JanAchik321. I am sending you a private message with the Key. Hopefully it works for you and you are satisfied with it. I take no responsibility for anything if it has a conflict with anything, You can try it on an old system with plenty of memory and a good processor, or your main computer. It does uninstall pretty good and you can download an Uninstall utility form the net if it does not work for you or if you do not like it. I have one saved, but do not have the link where I got it. Anyways here is the link to GData.
http://www.gdata-software.com/support/downloads/trial-versions.htm
and here is the uninstall utility I did find it sorry about that.
http://www.gdata-software.com/support/downloads/tools.html
http://www.gdata-software.com/support/downloads/trial-versions.htm
and here is the uninstall utility I did find it sorry about that.
http://www.gdata-software.com/support/downloads/tools.html
Posted by: Samker
« on: 09. October 2010., 20:43:51 »
Good one my Friend, one for you also...
Posted by: JanAchik321
« on: 09. October 2010., 19:44:47 »A man goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having a nightmare - the man wakes him and asks his son if he is OK? The son replies he is scared because he dreamt that Auntie Susie had died. The father assures the son that Auntie Susie is fine and sends him to bed.
The next day, Auntie Susie dies.
One week later, the man again goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having another nightmare - the man again wakes his son. The son this time says that he had dreamt that granddaddy had died. The father assures the son that granddaddy is fine and sends him to bed.
The next day, granddaddy dies.
One week later, the man again goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having another nightmare - the man again wakes his son. The son this time says that he had dreamt that daddy had died. The father assures the son that he is OK and sends the boy to bed.
The man goes to bed but cannot sleep because he is so terrified. The next day, the man is scared for his life- he is sure he is going to die. After dressing he drives very cautiously to work fearful of a collision. He doesn't eat lunch because he is scared of food poisoning. He avoids everyone for he is sure he will somehow be killed. He jumps at every noise, starts at every movement and hides under his desk.
Upon walking in his front door, he finds his wife. "Good God Dear" he proclaims, "I've just had the worst day of my entire life!
She responds, "You think your day was bad, the milkman dropped dead on the doorstep this morning."
Haha, I like this one
The next day, Auntie Susie dies.
One week later, the man again goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having another nightmare - the man again wakes his son. The son this time says that he had dreamt that granddaddy had died. The father assures the son that granddaddy is fine and sends him to bed.
The next day, granddaddy dies.
One week later, the man again goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having another nightmare - the man again wakes his son. The son this time says that he had dreamt that daddy had died. The father assures the son that he is OK and sends the boy to bed.
The man goes to bed but cannot sleep because he is so terrified. The next day, the man is scared for his life- he is sure he is going to die. After dressing he drives very cautiously to work fearful of a collision. He doesn't eat lunch because he is scared of food poisoning. He avoids everyone for he is sure he will somehow be killed. He jumps at every noise, starts at every movement and hides under his desk.
Upon walking in his front door, he finds his wife. "Good God Dear" he proclaims, "I've just had the worst day of my entire life!
She responds, "You think your day was bad, the milkman dropped dead on the doorstep this morning."
Haha, I like this one
Posted by: Samker
« on: 09. October 2010., 15:56:03 »LOL... I laughed my ass off on this one. .....
........ Great joke.
Yes it's. Karma Up for Amker
Anyways Hope to give it away soon. so it does not go to waste.
We'll see pal.
Anyway, if We don't have replys here I'll announce this Giveaway to all SCF Members (after We finish Panda Giveaway at the end of October).
Posted by: neerajrawat1
« on: 09. October 2010., 15:39:05 »@dav did u register it using the email address or sumthing if yes den u must have recd an email with the details might be oder can use it never tried ,but yeah other avs 2011 version are lighter dnt know why g-data is heavy but its fine u cant trust the youtube videos atleast its better den the free ones but yes kaspersky & bitdefender rocks the av world
Posted by: davhag64
« on: 09. October 2010., 13:38:04 »Samker, yeah that is the one I tried to install. Did not work for me. Too heavy on my old system. I sent a message to ask if I could transfer it to someone else being I did not register it, at least I don't think so. But if anyone wants it its there's the key that is. Its too much to try to send to someone. I but Bitdefender 2011 Anti virus and Zone Alarm Pro back on my system. Seems to work better like that.
Anyways Hope to give it away soon. so it does not go to waste.
Dave
Anyways Hope to give it away soon. so it does not go to waste.
Dave
Posted by: davhag64
« on: 09. October 2010., 13:29:19 »LOL... I laughed my ass off on this one. Curiosity killed the cat they say. It best to leave things along if your satisfied with it. Great joke.
Posted by: Amker
« on: 07. October 2010., 19:27:01 »Since I'm member of SCF Team, I don't want to qualify...
but here is one Joke from me: Quote
The Automated Doctor
One day, Pete complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts. I guess
I should see a doctor." His friend said, "Don't do that. There's a computer at the drug store that can
diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. Simply put in a sample of your urine, and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs $10.00.
Pete figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10.00.
The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause, out popped a small slip of paper which read:
You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water, avoid heavy labor. It will be better in two weeks.
That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this could be fooled. He decided to give it a try. He mixed together some tap water, a stool
sample from his dog, and urine samples
from his wife and daughter. To top it
off, he masturbated into the concoction.
He went back to the drug store, located the computer, poured in the sample and deposited the $10.00.
The machine again made the usual noises, flashed lights, and printed out the following analysis:
Your tap water is too hard.
Get a water softener.
Your dog has ringworm.
Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo.
Your daughter is using cocaine.
Put her in a rehabilitation clinic.
Your wife is pregnant . . . twin girls.
They aren't yours.
Get a lawyer.
And if you don't stop jerking off, your elbow will never get better.
Posted by: Samker
« on: 07. October 2010., 14:07:33 »Hello Dave, thank you very much for this offer for SCF Members.
Few additional information's about G Data IS: http://www.gdata-software.com/online-shop/anti-virus-produkte/shop/46-private-users/1255-g-data-internetsecurity-2011.html (I think that you have license key for this one??)
Hope We'll have a lot of good Jokes.
Regards,
Samker
P.S.
FYI, I was move, slightly edit your text and mail address because of SPAM boots: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/E-mail_address_harvesting
Few additional information's about G Data IS: http://www.gdata-software.com/online-shop/anti-virus-produkte/shop/46-private-users/1255-g-data-internetsecurity-2011.html (I think that you have license key for this one??)
Hope We'll have a lot of good Jokes.
Regards,
Samker
P.S.
FYI, I was move, slightly edit your text and mail address because of SPAM boots: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/E-mail_address_harvesting
Posted by: davhag64
« on: 07. October 2010., 12:48:25 »I won a six month Subscription to GData IS which I had heard good things about the antivirus. I did some research on it and watch some videos at you tube on test that were done with malware and the firewall. It did okay but not great.
Since I am not going to use it, and If I can transfer it, and if its okay to give away here. I am going to give it to someone who can make me laugh. Just post a message here with a joke or pick about anything, politics, life, adult if its okay, or whatever.
I will then give it to the person who gives me the best laugh.
Then you can see if you can get it to work on your system, and get the serial to work, if it will transfer.
thanks dave.
Since I am not going to use it, and If I can transfer it, and if its okay to give away here. I am going to give it to someone who can make me laugh. Just post a message here with a joke or pick about anything, politics, life, adult if its okay, or whatever.
I will then give it to the person who gives me the best laugh.
Then you can see if you can get it to work on your system, and get the serial to work, if it will transfer.
thanks dave.