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DO NOT MESS WITH OLD PEOPLE.
« on: 31. August 2015., 23:38:52 »
A little old lady went to the grocery store to buy cat food. She
picked up four cans and took them to the checkout counter.

The girl at the cash register said, "I'm sorry, but we cannot sell
you cat food without proof that you have a cat. A lot of old people
buy cat food to eat, and the management wants proof that you are
buying the cat food for your cat."

The little old lady went home, picked up her cat and brought it back
to the store. They sold her the cat food.

The next day, she tried to buy two cans of dog food. Again the cashier
said "I'm sorry, but we cannot sell you dog food without proof that you
have a dog. A lot of old people buy dog food to eat, but the management
wants proof that you are buying the dog food for your dog." So she
went home and brought in her dog. She then was able to buy the dog food.

The next day she brought in a box with a hole in the lid. The little
old lady asked the cashier to stick her finger in the hole. The cashier
said, "No, you might have a snake in there."

The little old lady assured her that there was nothing in the box that
would harm her. So the cashier put her finger into the box and quickly
pulled it out. She said to the little old lady, "That smells like shit."

The little old lady said, "It is. I want to buy three rolls of toilet
paper."

Don't Mess With Old People.

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« on: 31. August 2015., 23:38:52 »
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Re: DO NOT MESS WITH OLD PEOPLE.
« Reply #2 on: 05. September 2015., 16:53:38 »
Good reading! :up:


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Can We Have A New Off Topic Section Called HUMOR Or Something ?

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Hmmm... because of that (and variety other Topics) We have Chit-Chat Caffe area.

If you want, I'll stick this (or some other) Topic, like We do with "Music", "Movies" Topics, etc. or if you want, start New Topic or even Poll in Feedback area: http://scforum.info/index.php/board,3.0.html with same question/idea and We'll check opinion from other SCF members. ;)

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« Reply #3 on: 06. September 2015., 03:12:25 »
What About A New Child Board Under Chit-Chat-Caffe ?

Isolating Humor From Everything Else Would Be Nice.

Whatever You Decide Is OK With Me.

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Re: DO NOT MESS WITH OLD PEOPLE.
« Reply #4 on: 06. September 2015., 08:22:59 »
What About A New Child Board Under Chit-Chat-Caffe ?

...

We're planning (or better said that's continuous processes) some changes in forum/board organization... please read Topic about "Rebranding! ..." in "RNA board": http://scforum.info/index.php/board,2.0.html

That is slow processes because of the lack of Free time (because of our RL jobs & private/family duties)... however, it'll be finished in coming Months.

When that time comes, We'll talk about your suggestion again... ;)

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« Reply #6 on: 14. October 2016., 01:43:58 »
I Read This Somewhere:

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- Why Printer Firmware Needs Update ?

- To Block Non-hp Cartridges.

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I Read This Somewhere:

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- Why Printer Firmware Needs Update ?

- To Block Non-hp Cartridges.

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Maybe here: http://www.ghacks.net/2016/09/18/hp-firmware-update-blocks-non-hp-ink-cartridges/

...but this "smart" try from Multinational company was blocked by angry customers, more info and solution: http://www.ghacks.net/2016/10/13/hp-releases-printer-firmware-to-undo-non-hp-ink-cartridge-blocking/


P.S.

Is it right time to We again talk/think about HUMOR sub-board ??
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« Reply #8 on: 31. October 2016., 00:44:18 »
That Would Be Nice.

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Re: DO NOT MESS WITH OLD PEOPLE.
« Reply #9 on: 12. November 2016., 11:53:28 »
That Would Be Nice.

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Finally done!

Please, allow me to present - The HUMOR board: http://scforum.info/index.php/board,36.0.html

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