A little old lady went to the grocery store to buy cat food. She
picked up four cans and took them to the checkout counter.
The girl at the cash register said, "I'm sorry, but we cannot sell
you cat food without proof that you have a cat. A lot of old people
buy cat food to eat, and the management wants proof that you are
buying the cat food for your cat."
The little old lady went home, picked up her cat and brought it back
to the store. They sold her the cat food.
The next day, she tried to buy two cans of dog food. Again the cashier
said "I'm sorry, but we cannot sell you dog food without proof that you
have a dog. A lot of old people buy dog food to eat, but the management
wants proof that you are buying the dog food for your dog." So she
went home and brought in her dog. She then was able to buy the dog food.
The next day she brought in a box with a hole in the lid. The little
old lady asked the cashier to stick her finger in the hole. The cashier
said, "No, you might have a snake in there."
The little old lady assured her that there was nothing in the box that
would harm her. So the cashier put her finger into the box and quickly
pulled it out. She said to the little old lady, "That smells like shit."
The little old lady said, "It is. I want to buy three rolls of toilet
paper."
Don't Mess With Old People.
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PS.
Can We Have A New Off Topic Section Called HUMOR Or Something ?
Thank You.
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